Free Food Critic

There's free food out there everywhere. Especially when you work at an office where a half-dozen catered meetings occur every day.
This is my critique of the free food that I have found and eaten. Because like I always say,
"Beggars can't be choosers, but they can still have an opinion."

Apr 15

I was either blessed by the Free Food Fairy or my neighbors had a BBQ last night, because I found some partially eaten chicken wings and a substantial helping of white rice on a plate in the back of my truck this morning.

I know what you are thinking. “Oh no you didn’t”, and to be honest I wouldn’t have if I didn’t feel a sincere obligation to the 8 people that read this blog. So, Oh yes I did.

And wooooweee, It must have been cold last night because the rice was nearly frozen solid. It’s because I almost broke a tooth on the rice that I rate it 1 out of 5 plastic forks.

The chicken didn’t have much meat left on the bones, I don’t know if it was whole and a raccoon got to it before me, or if the generous neighbor left it this way. But besides being ice cold, the small amount of meat I was able to pull off the bone had an amazing seasoning. Spicy, yet sweet. I wish there was more. It’s totally worthy of 3.5 out of 5 plastic forks

Free Food Critic

There's free food out there everywhere. Especially when you work at an office where a half-dozen catered meetings occur every day. This is my critique of the free food that I have found and eaten. Because like I always say, "Beggars can't be choosers, but they can still have an opinion."

There's free food out there everywhere. Especially when you work at an office where a half-dozen catered meetings occur every day.
This is my critique of the free food that I have found and eaten. Because like I always say,
"Beggars can't be choosers, but they can still have an opinion."