I can’t remember the last time I had one of these things.
That’s why when I stumbled across this “sweet deal” I had to “bite.” Sorry, I know those puns are bad; but believe me, they aren’t half as bad as Peeps.
Now, as far as Easter candy goes, I don’t remember Peeps being as delicious as Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs or anything. I also don’t remember them being this god-awful.
You would think considering their nuclear-yellow color they would have at least a few good-tasting chemicals. Nope. All disgusting.
I am convinced they make these evil things out of marshmallows that have gone bad. I know what you’re thinking, ”marshmallows don’t go bad.” Well, eat one of these things and then try and tell me that. Seriously, the only reason the Peeps company doesn’t go out of business is because they only sell these atrocious things once a year giving you 350 days to forget how horrible they are.
I hope I never see another Peeps for as long as I live. -1 out of 5 plastic forks! Because eating it probably took one year off my life.
