Free Food Critic

There's free food out there everywhere. Especially when you work at an office where a half-dozen catered meetings occur every day.
This is my critique of the free food that I have found and eaten. Because like I always say,
"Beggars can't be choosers, but they can still have an opinion."

Apr 2

What do I gotta do to get in on this focus group?

Chips, Fruit cookies,delicious gourmet sandwiches AND Ice water???

This must have been what Eve felt like when that asshole snake offered her the apple.

I mean, normally I wouldn’t let a paper sign deter me, Laminated sign, maybe. But in this case I had to refrain because this little smorgasbord of deliciousness is right in the lobby of my office which has a pretty steady flow of traffic. Any one of the passers by could bust me just for looking at it the way I did.

Since the title of this blog is not “FocusGroupFoodBandit” I decided to walk away without filling up a plate. And it is because I showed restraint that I give myself 5 out of 5 plastic forks.

Free Food Critic

There's free food out there everywhere. Especially when you work at an office where a half-dozen catered meetings occur every day. This is my critique of the free food that I have found and eaten. Because like I always say, "Beggars can't be choosers, but they can still have an opinion."

There's free food out there everywhere. Especially when you work at an office where a half-dozen catered meetings occur every day.
This is my critique of the free food that I have found and eaten. Because like I always say,
"Beggars can't be choosers, but they can still have an opinion."