Ooo muffins. Or as I often refer to them, “Breakfast Cupcakes”. Now it is currently closer to lunchtime than it is to breakfast, so I had to make an important decision here. Do I stretch breakfast well into noon with a muffin, or do I avoid the muffins and go on a post-meeting sandwich hunt in an hour or so?
I think If the muffin spread only consisted of what’s on doily #1, I may have opted out. But I could not walk away from two un-picked-at perfectly-edible muffins.
After choosing to par-take I suddenly found myself confronted with a much more difficult and important decision. Chocolate chocolate, or banana nut. Or as I thought about it, A sugar crash, or a muffin with nuts in it. (which I am NOT a fan of.) Maybe it’s because I am getting older and wiser, or maybe because it was closer to me, but I went with Banana nut. I am sure the 6 year old version of myself would call me a “stupid head”. But the 6 year old version of me was a little punk.
The Banana nut muffin would have been amazing sans nuts. It would have been decent with a few nuts. But because there was not only a slew of nuts on the top, AND baked into the body of the muffin I feel like a fair assessment of this too-nutty muffin is 2 out of 5 plastic forks.