While on my routine 4pm free food patrol, I happened upon a small bowl of Reese’s peanut butter cups and a pitcher of ice water in a conference room.
The dilemma: The bowl was full, the pitcher was full, the room…empty. So either a meeting had just happened and no one par-took in the delicious treats, or a meeting hadn’t started yet and I was about to poach.
To play it safe I only took 2 cups and a small glass of ice water. Now I know what you’re thinking. “Ice Water!!??”.
Yes. Ice water.
See, cold water isn’t easy to come by around these parts. The water cooler in the kitchen can’t cool water as fast as people drink it. It should actually be re-named the water room-tempratuizer.
Now I am a fan of Reese’s. I mean I am not a fiend. But they are pretty good. But when you add the thrill of not knowing if it’s okay to take them, they instantly become a very strong 5 out of 5 plastic forks
The Ice water was super cold. So cold in fact that it made my teeth hurt. Which I did not like. But that’s not the water’s fault. Therefore I award the ice water 4 out of 5 plastic forks.
