Free Food Critic

There's free food out there everywhere. Especially when you work at an office where a half-dozen catered meetings occur every day.
This is my critique of the free food that I have found and eaten. Because like I always say,
"Beggars can't be choosers, but they can still have an opinion."

Mar 3
I’m ready for my cookie finding merit badge. While walking back from the printer this evening I passed some charity cookies left out for us poor souls who are still here at the office well after dinnertime. I don’t know if there was only four left because I got to them late, or if the original owner put them out with only four left, in order to avoid taking down an entire box. In any case four cookies is three more than I need to put a smile on my face. Now. Call me crazy but I am not a fan of this particular flavor. I know some people who live for Somoas. But Coconut shavings and I aren’t on the best terms. We get along, go to a lot of the same parties. It’s just…I don’t connect with coconut the same way I do with peanut butter or mint. On an average day when I’m not considering eating something out of the trash, I would rate one of these cookies 2 out of 5 plastic forks. But only because it’s wednesday, after 8pm, and I’m starving. I rate the one somoa I ate 3.5 out of 5 plastic forks.

I’m ready for my cookie finding merit badge. While walking back from the printer this evening I passed some charity cookies left out for us poor souls who are still here at the office well after dinnertime. I don’t know if there was only four left because I got to them late, or if the original owner put them out with only four left, in order to avoid taking down an entire box. In any case four cookies is three more than I need to put a smile on my face.

Now. Call me crazy but I am not a fan of this particular flavor. I know some people who live for Somoas. But Coconut shavings and I aren’t on the best terms. We get along, go to a lot of the same parties. It’s just…I don’t connect with coconut the same way I do with peanut butter or mint.

On an average day when I’m not considering eating something out of the trash, I would rate one of these cookies 2 out of 5 plastic forks. But only because it’s wednesday, after 8pm, and I’m starving. I rate the one somoa I ate 3.5 out of 5 plastic forks.
Posted at 11:42 PM